Are You a Witch Hunter or Protector? Men Only Test

Let’s be real—whether you’re vibing with your favorite ladies or just trying to figure out where you stand in this world, it’s time to take a real look at yourself. We’re diving into a test that’s going to challenge how you see yourself in a world full of witches, warriors, and everything in between. So, are you a Witch Protector or a Witch Hunter? Let’s break it down.

You Know You’re Different If You Like These Iconic Women

Let’s start with the basics. Do you totally vibe with these legends?

• Nancy Downs from The Craft – A powerful witch who refuses to be put in a box.

• Velma from Scooby-Doo – Smart, quirky, and always the one who gets things done.

• Tina Turner – The embodiment of strength and resilience.

• Lady Gaga – Unapologetically herself, challenging norms with every step.

• Cher – Queen of reinvention, always ahead of the curve.

• Madonna – Iconic in every sense, always pushing boundaries.

If you find yourself obsessed with these women, chances are you’re a Witch Protector. You’re drawn to their strength, their independence, and the fact that they’re not afraid to own their weirdness. You see magic in their confidence, and you respect their refusal to conform to anyone else’s standards.

You’re Not Afraid to Be You

We know this isn't easy. Listening to Lady Gaga or blasting The Craft soundtrack around your guy friends? Yeah, you're probably getting roasted for it. But here's the thing—you don’t care. You know what you like, and you’re not going to apologize for it. You’re confident in your choices, even when others try to pick at you for it.

Male Friends Testing You

It happens. They constantly question you: “Bro, are you gay?” or “What, you into all that witchy stuff now?” But here’s the kicker—you know it’s just a test. They want you to cave, to give in to their mockery, but you’re too strong for that. You don’t need to validate yourself for them. You just keep living your truth.

High School Was… Rough

You were probably the guy who got picked on in high school for being “different.” You didn’t fit into the usual mold—sports jock, “cool” guy, whatever. Instead, you found comfort in things that didn’t make sense to others, and people made sure to remind you of that. But you never let it get to you. You were always marching to your own beat, and that made you stand out in a way no one could ignore.

Female Friends > Male Friends (and That’s Okay)

Let’s be honest—you get along better with women. And not just any women—you find yourself surrounded by older, wiser, more experienced women who are secure in themselves. They don’t mock you for being different, and they get what you’re about. In fact, they encourage your weirdness. They might not have the same interests as you, but they appreciate your authenticity. Meanwhile, the guys? They can’t quite figure you out, and that’s fine with you.

So, Are You a Witch Hunter or Protector?

If you're someone who’s drawn to those powerful, iconic women—if you’re unbothered by what others think, and if you find your tribe in the unconventional—chances are you’re a Witch Protector. You’re someone who champions strength, individuality, and acceptance, even when society throws shade.

If you’re the type of guy who’s into the norm, who feels like you have to fit into someone else’s mold of masculinity, maybe the Witch Hunter label fits better. But let’s be real—being a Witch Hunter is overrated. Embrace the magic that comes with being a Witch Protector. Own it.